Long long time ago!!! Far far away!!! Beep!!!
End of flash back. I'll spare you the crap and tell you the story.....
Blood!!! That was all that you could see. Everywhere you looked, as far as your eyes could go, crimson red was all that you could see. Bodies lying in heaps like bags of grain in a local kirana store. A battle was fought!!! A war was won!!! But at what price??? " But at what price?? " was the question he was asking himself. And there he was, The Monkey, standing tall, with big bold arms, broad shoulders(Well!! Not as broad as his princess'), wide chest and jet black armour made of metal that no sword could pierce. The only hint of white you could see was his Jockey popping out of his low waist jeans. There he was holding his beautiful but brave princess in his arms, his princess who stood by him through these dark times, who fought by his side, matching him blow for blow, kill for kill and kiss for kiss(When they were inside their tent ofcourse!!!).
It wasn't like this. Their was about love, friendship, prosperity, about more love, about giving, taking and making love.There was not a single soul that was unhappy. Food was never a problem and every place in their kingdom felt like the make out scene from the movie 'Ghost'.
Ohhh!!! My Love!!! My Darling!!!
Wuzzzzhhhhh!!!!!
Sorry!!! Back to the story!!! Got carried away!!!
Lush forests, gorgeous farms, beautiful flowers, calm, pleasant, serene and crystal clear water. Water so clear it makes you want to tear your clothes off and dive in butt naked just to feel the chill up your spine. This was the land of love, of truth, of The Monkey and his Princess... urrrrr!!!!!!
Oh my God!!!! My ass is on fire!!! I forgot the Dragon. Someone please get me water!!!
The Princess Story
Princess Bubbles - that is what they called her. The most beautiful women to have graced planet Earth. There was not single man alive who dint give her a second glance. Graceful, sexy, wild and powerful. She was a beauty with a beast hidden inside waiting unleash hell on every god foresaken sinner.
Hair flowing like a cup of maggie noodles, beautiful brown eyes, a small cute little nose, lips that make you want to kiss them all the time and ears sticking out like Mr.Spork from Star Trek. Bossom like slightly oversized tennis balls, lovely plump khadai bums and arms as big as two gorillas put together. She was as brave as she was beautiful.
TO BE CONTINUED........
