"That piece of shit, dimwit, good for nothing rag picking idiot can't do nothing to me. Muahahahahaha!!", MujheKushRakhna's voice roared in the Presidential Palace in New Delhi. He'd known his rise to power would not be difficult but he'd not known that it would be this easy. The world was on the brink of destruction and at the mercy of powerful and once known as "Successful" businessmen. The third world war had brought the entire world to a grinding halt. Millions had lost their lives on the battlefields. The rest quite simply put lost their livelihoods.
Peace, the beacon of hope for the world, had been shown the royal middle finger and the entire human race was at it's genocidal fucking best. Death plagued the streets of every neighborhood. All morality had been lost. This was the culmination of the madness of the rat race of 20th Century humans. The world had been built, carefully constructed and evolved over 20 centuries, not counting the centuries before Christ. It only took 5 centuries to bring it down.
It was early 25th Century A.D, MujheKushRakhna called a conference of the 100 most richest people the world over. His proposition to them was simple. Help me take over the world and I will give you all the wealth you have ever desired. "Imagine a world where you would not have to pay a single dime in salaries, bonuses or taxes. Imagine a world where there were only profits. Imagine a world where you would never have to suck up to a politician to get some additional spectrum for your telecom companies or dumping grounds for your companies chemical wastes. Help me and I will give you that world", he said to them. They all jumped in with their eye closed like rabbits chasing after carrots. What did you expect from a bunch of greedy capitalistic pigs.
Not a single living soul had a clue on what hit the world next. Onion prices hit the roof. Petroleum reserves that were supposedly sustainable for another 20 centuries had suddenly gone dry. What was left of it was being sold at the price of gold. Stock markets collapsed the world over. The world wasn't just witness to the worst recession it had ever seen, it was witness to the world coming to a standstill.
Ruling parties were blaming the opposition's indiscretion during their time in power and the opposition was wasting the already depleted national reserves over parliamentary probes that had no useful outcome for the public at large. Countries were blaming each other for the chaos without a shadow of truth over the allegations they were trading over each other. All in an attempt to stay in power for as long as they could.
What happened next is anybody's guess. The nukes came out, the airplanes took to the air and the Bofors and such artillery were unleashed. Boom here! Boom there! Boom Boom every where!
And lo and behold, MujheKushRakhna brings peace to the world. He discloses his otherwise secret assets of petroleum, onions and everything else under the sun. The whole world had no other choice but to listen. They were all his slaves now, at his service and his mercy. He had all the wealth in the world with nothing to stop him from becoming wealthier.
To be Coninued…
Hopefully.. :D
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